For Those of You Wondering What Happened ...

The decreased posting in November was because of National Novel Writing Month, which I participated in. (I reached the goal of 50,000 words in 30 days. Yay, me!) The original idea was to go to posting once a week, and for the first two weeks of the month, that worked. Then, food poisoning and Thanksgiving interfered and shot that schedule all to hell. I deserve some of the blame, of course, but if you’re looking for someone to blame, look no further than my archenemies, the Kleptosaurs. (They have an uncontrollable desire to steal lizards. Tragic, really.) Of course, that’s only the food poisoning; Thanksgiving can be traced to the no less nefarious Robot Abraham Lincoln. Curse you, Robot Lincoln!

The lack of posts in December can be linked to —

No, not laziness. Really. Just an inability to establish a regular —

I swear to God, it’s not laziness. If you don’t shut your —

That’s it! While I deal with the hecklers, the rest of you can expect a review on Friday and regular posts after that.